where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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