i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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