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i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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