Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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