dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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