My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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