Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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