Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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