Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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