I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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