he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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