why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Randomize
