Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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