Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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