How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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