there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Floor bacon is actually really good
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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