Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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