Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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