Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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