But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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