All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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