i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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