he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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