So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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