Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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