How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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