People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize
