I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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