I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I am naked and annoyed.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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