I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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