My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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