gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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