she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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