and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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