we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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