Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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