For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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