yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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