You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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