How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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