Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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