No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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