I just saw a hot homeless man
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN