My friends, they love my intelligence
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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