I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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