I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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