Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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