Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just found a bag of teeth...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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