No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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