Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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