That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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