Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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